Spending my life waiting to checkout at Duane Reade.

[John Adams]

Has anyone noticed that the line takes 15 minutes, and there is always a bunch of clerks just hanging out in the back room?

I wrote to complain today, but a bunch of people should complain as well:

http://www.duanereade.com/customerservice.htm

[Newbie]

Never had a problem there. I go about twice a week usually around 6:30pm. I've never waited more than a few minutes.

[PunjabiAssassin]

Yeah, it is quite a wait for some reason. I may not be that long, but it FEELS long cuz you just see people chillin when they should be workin...

[Nic]

Looks like the new board is really hopping!!! Well, all
the activity is Nic talking about himself again. He can't
let one thread go by without talking about himself. It's all
about you buddy.

Hey, Punjabi, the rumour is you posted the above quote. I sent you a private message asking if it was, I guess absence of a reply is a Yes.

[Katie_Scarlett]

If it wasn't PJA, I'll bet it was his EVIL twin brother Punjobi!

Seriously, PJA what's your deal?

[wishiwas]

Now how do you guys know who is posting what on the old board?

Is Sonia leaking IP addresses? Sounds like such priviledged information!

[Katie_Scarlett]

EASY W.I.W.-- no way. She's on vacation anyway (saw that in another thread). It wasn't like that at all. The post on the other board was within minutes of PJA's last login over here (you can sort the members by login times). Since he whined in the Desi thread about not being given a Desi thread, and then this anonymous guy whined in much the same manner on the other board about Sonia telling his employer on him, AND THEN the times matched up between the rude Nic post and the last login of PJA over here, it all came together.

[Nic]

Elementary, my dear wishiwas. Sonia didn't provide anything to me. However only one person appeared to visit the new board between me posting the post referred to in the quote above, and the quoted post appearing on the old bulletin board. Our old friend Punjabi. Indeed there were elements of phrasing and language that had previously seemed to suggest my dogged detractor on the old board was indeed him, but far be it for me to point fingers. So I politely asked Punjabi if it was him via a private message on this board, and got no reply, although he has found time since to concern himself here with public transportation and the length of line in Duane Reade.

Now my degrees are not in rocket science, unlike yours, hence I ask the question again. Punjabi, are you my self-professed buddy or not?

[happygirl]

Hey wishiwas I think the person wrong here is the person who is hiding behind their computer and posting bad things about Nic. Nic has every right to be upset!! If it was you who someone was writing bad things about I bet your attitude would be different and getting the IP address of this person would not be wrong! Nic is nice to everyone and does not deserve what this person is saying about him. Whoever it is, knows they do not have any guts that is why they write it on the old board but once the old board is gone, hopefully the nasty posts will be too (well at least it will not be anominous) ;)

[LostinLaMancha]

Elementary, my dear wishiwas. Sonia didn't provide anything to me. However only one person appeared to visit the new board between me posting the post referred to in the quote above, and the quoted post appearing on the old bulletin board. Our old friend Punjabi.



I am glad you didn't think it was me. I visit the board every couple of minute, and you might as well have thought it was me.

Well even if Punjabi did it, I am sure he would not have meant it. He is enjoying while the last board lasts. Which reminds me, when is the other board going to go away?

[wishiwas]

Wow, sounds like you guys have some free times on your hands to play the role of message board detectives.

Honestly, I don't care what strangers post about me on a bulletin such as this one. So to the person who wrote that I would feel differently if the negative posts were about me, you are wrong.

I was also just teasing when I made reference to Sonia sharing IP addresses. Besides, we know that those are (mostly) useless.

[Katie_Scarlett]

Wow, sounds like you guys have some free times on your hands to play the role of message board detectives.


Well being a prostitute gives me the luxury of making my own hours. My p!mp is pretty lenient as long as he gets his money.

[wishiwas]

Is Nic your p1mp?

[Katie_Scarlett]

Is Nic your p1mp?
Nah, I've never met Nic.
My p1mp's name is Rubin the Dominator. You may have seen him - he hangs out on Tonnelle with a big *fur* coat and wears black sunglasses no matter if it's day or night. He also has 3 gold teeth (all in front), and huge gold rings on each of his fingers. No matter what the temperature, his coat is on and unbuttoned, he doesn't wear a shirt underneath, and he wears snakeskin pants with alligator shoes, and a BIG bright pink felt hat.

[Nic]

I think I know your style, LostinLaMancha, and although you wind people up I never felt you were malicious. And you weren't on the new board at the right time (although like a bunch of us, I know you pepper your day with peeks at the boards).

No, I accept that punjabi can post defamatory things about me although, sadly, the evident bile and mis-placed envy was delivered with little humour. I have lots of fun on the old board, but by being identifiable there I was fair game, I know. Poor sod really did seem to think I had a fan club.

And I do think it's only fair that he who lives by the sword is prepared to die by the sword.

[happygirl]

Well WIW not everyone is like you. It obviously bothers Nic that someone is writing bad things about him. Also for you to say that you were only "joking" about Sonia "leaking" IP addresses, I do not think that Sonia will find humor in that!

[Nic]

And wishiwas, I only p1mp for you. And you know I always have time for you.

[LostinLaMancha]

My p1mp's name is Rubin the Dominator. You may have seen him - he hangs out on Tonnelle with a big *fur* coat and wears black sunglasses no matter if it's day or night. He also has 3 gold teeth (all in front), and huge gold rings on each of his fingers. No matter what the temperature, his coat is on and unbuttoned, he doesn't wear a shirt underneath, and he wears snakeskin pants with alligator shoes, and a BIG bright pink felt hat.

Who wants to know about Rubin. Now you've raised my curiosity in yourself. Tell me more about yourself.

And the person who started this thread about waiting in line at Duane Reade now has to wait in line for reading a contextual reply. Good Luck Mate.

[wishiwas]

Happy, who are you, the humor police? And why do you care if Sonia finds humor with my posts? Moving on...


Also for you to say that you were only "joking" about Sonia "leaking" IP addresses, I do not think that Sonia will find humor in that!

[wishiwas]

It's been awhile since you private messaged me (hint, hint). ;)


And wishiwas, I only p1mp for you. And you know I always have time for you.

[Katie_Scarlett]

About me- born in 1845, green eyes tilted up at the ends, dark brown straight hair. I like to wear hoopskirts and dance till I put holes in my slippers.

You? Well, we all know that vicariously we all love you, Mr. Hanky. But what else can you tell us.

[@@di]

About me- born in 1845, green eyes tilted up at the ends, dark brown straight hair. I like to wear hoopskirts and dance till I put holes in my slippers.

You? Well, we all know that vicariously we all love you, Mr. Hanky. But what else can you tell us.


Hmm now i am intrigued. I thought I was the only Newportian to wear hoopskirts and dance till odd hours of the night.

[Nic]

I knew it was you! That and the fact you were stealing hubcaps so I suspected you were a Liverpool fan.

[Katie_Scarlett]

Hmm now i am intrigued. I thought I was the only Newportian to wear hoopskirts and dance till odd hours of the night.

Yea, you can just call me Ms. O'Hara.

[@@di]

I knew it was you! That and the fact you were stealing hubcaps so I suspected you were a Liverpool fan.

Liverpool..nah...Thierry Henry is the man.

Whats the deal with the hubcaps?
I think you should ask Punjabi why he stockpiles them, esp. since he doesn't have a car :) .

[Nic]

I had the privilege of watching Thierry play every fortnight last season. It's the one bummer about being in New York.

[John Adams]

Umm, what's going on?

[Nic]

Not a lot. I've got a NINE HOUR board meeting to go to now. What a bummer.

[happygirl]

Wow WIW you seem very bitter. Is life that bad? :(

[Sonia]

Hi everyone,

We are back from vacation, and ready to proceed with this week's Voters Registration Drive that will start tomorrow, Saturday, Sept 11th, in Town Square park, at 10:00 AM. We hope everyone is planning to exercise their right to vote this November. If you're not yet registered, please stop by on Saturday, and we will help you complete the registration process. If you're already registered, please stop by to say hello. :)

For your information, IP addresses are kept strictly confidential, and are not released to anyone, except under special circumstances, such as a court order. We also do not disclose a person's identity, or any other information that we may have regarding any individual. NWA's policy concerning these matters is one of strict confidence.

As far as we know, Nic's posts regarding Punjabi are purely speculative. NWA is unaware of any offensive or negative posts that may be attributed to Punjabi. Moreover, it is not the purpose of this board to repeatedly embarass members, so we are suggesting the inquiry be dropped.

There was so much magic in Arizona, I wish we could have bottled it up, and brought it back to Newport. But we took pictures, which we'll post ASAP. :cool:

[PunjabiAssassin]

Hey, Punjabi, the rumour is you posted the above quote. I sent you a private message asking if it was, I guess absence of a reply is a Yes.


Haha, nope not me... I didn't even notice I had a private message...

[PunjabiAssassin]

EASY W.I.W.-- no way. She's on vacation anyway (saw that in another thread). It wasn't like that at all. The post on the other board was within minutes of PJA's last login over here (you can sort the members by login times). Since he whined in the Desi thread about not being given a Desi thread, and then this anonymous guy whined in much the same manner on the other board about Sonia telling his employer on him, AND THEN the times matched up between the rude Nic post and the last login of PJA over here, it all came together.


Katie,

THat is the most retarded assumption to date. I read the other board with the various Punjjobi posts and so on, and just couldn't be bothered enough to try and fix it on the other board. I'm pretty much done with it.

As for my 'Employer', I've never 'WHINED' about anything. I wouldn't have posted that message, for many reasons, but I'll give you just one. I don't work, I go to school, hence I have no EMPLOYER.

[PunjabiAssassin]

Elementary, my dear wishiwas. Sonia didn't provide anything to me. However only one person appeared to visit the new board between me posting the post referred to in the quote above, and the quoted post appearing on the old bulletin board. Our old friend Punjabi. Indeed there were elements of phrasing and language that had previously seemed to suggest my dogged detractor on the old board was indeed him, but far be it for me to point fingers. So I politely asked Punjabi if it was him via a private message on this board, and got no reply, although he has found time since to concern himself here with public transportation and the length of line in Duane Reade.

Now my degrees are not in rocket science, unlike yours, hence I ask the question again. Punjabi, are you my self-professed buddy or not?


I haven't posted for a while it seems even on this board, at a glance there wasn't anything interesting. I am your buddy, just not the one on the othe board :) I have always posted as Punjabi there, posting anon is fascinating for some of you, but I don't get the same thrill.

[PunjabiAssassin]

I think I know your style, LostinLaMancha, and although you wind people up I never felt you were malicious. And you weren't on the new board at the right time (although like a bunch of us, I know you pepper your day with peeks at the boards).

No, I accept that punjabi can post defamatory things about me although, sadly, the evident bile and mis-placed envy was delivered with little humour. I have lots of fun on the old board, but by being identifiable there I was fair game, I know. Poor sod really did seem to think I had a fan club.

And I do think it's only fair that he who lives by the sword is prepared to die by the sword.


When have I ever posted anything Defamatory about you?? I haven't even had a real discussion with you???? I've only posted something defamatory towards one person. @@di. Thats it, and I have my reasons for being very irrated with @@di.

As for your fan club, YOU DO HAVE ONE, and I for one DONT GIVE A DAMN. Why cares?? It really doesn't matter at all who has a fan club and who doesn't. You have your own thread and it works out great for everyone.

[PunjabiAssassin]

Liverpool..nah...Thierry Henry is the man.

Whats the deal with the hubcaps?
I think you should ask Punjabi why he stockpiles them, esp. since he doesn't have a car :) .

Things like this, Irrate me about @@di. Try living without one, when you gotta now travel 1.5 hours everyday when before it was 20 mins, you'll know thats its not very humorous to me.

[PunjabiAssassin]

As far as we know, Nic's posts regarding Punjabi are purely speculative. NWA is unaware of any offensive or negative posts that may be attributed to Punjabi. Moreover, it is not the purpose of this board to repeatedly embarass members, so we are suggesting the inquiry be dropped.

well thank you for clearing that up Sonia. I appreciate it.

[@@di]

When have I ever posted anything Defamatory about you?? I haven't even had a real discussion with you???? I've only posted something defamatory towards one person. @@di. Thats it, and I have my reasons for being very irrated with @@di.


Another satisfied customer !! Dude you need to ease up man otherwise you might blow an artery soon.



As for your fan club, YOU DO HAVE ONE, and I for one DONT GIVE A DAMN. Why cares?? It really doesn't matter at all who has a fan club and who doesn't. You have your own thread and it works out great for everyone.

So there you have it folks..Punjabi is green with envy because Nic is the only one with a personal thread. And he didn't get the thread he wanted.

And about your car being stolen, well it scuks [the spelling mistake was intentional, trying to get around the bad word police] and I am sorry it was stolen. But sh1t happens which is why we have insurance.
Just curious what kinda car was it ?

[Katie_Scarlett]

Katie,

THat is the most retarded assumption to date.

Thanks for clearing that up. I guess given how you act, you ARE the expert on what's retarded.


I read the other board with the various Punjjobi posts and so on, and just couldn't be bothered enough to try and fix it on the other board. I'm pretty much done with it.

Yea, I guess after you posted about your car being stolen and were mercilessly made fun of, you're done. I would have been too. Of course, I wouldn't have posted about my car being stolen and then tried to defend my choice of parking spots.


As for my 'Employer', I've never 'WHINED' about anything. I wouldn't have posted that message, for many reasons, but I'll give you just one. I don't work, I go to school, hence I have no EMPLOYER.

You go to school? Great. I'm glad that you're going to be a productive member of society someday. Wait, that's me assuming you'll get a job and join the workforce. Maybe THAT'S "the most retarded assumption to date."

Ta-ta.

[PunjabiAssassin]

Another satisfied customer !! Dude you need to ease up man otherwise you might blow an artery soon.



So there you have it folks..Punjabi is green with envy because Nic is the only one with a personal thread. And he didn't get the thread he wanted.

And about your car being stolen, well it scuks [the spelling mistake was intentional, trying to get around the bad word police] and I am sorry it was stolen. But sh1t happens which is why we have insurance.
Just curious what kinda car was it ?


Im not green with envy!!!! :) shesh!! It was a Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4. Now its a pile of heap.

Damn those kids.

And about the artery, I think you're the only one who's REALLY gotten be to the artery bursting point, oh and our lovely Sonia :)

[PunjabiAssassin]

Thanks for clearing that up. I guess given how you act, you ARE the expert on what's retarded.

I didn't know I acted retarded? But thanks for pointing that out :)



Yea, I guess after you posted about your car being stolen and were mercilessly made fun of, you're done. I would have been too. Of course, I wouldn't have posted about my car being stolen and then tried to defend my choice of parking spots.

No actually, that was probably one of my first posts. That didn't really phase me, I knew why I did what I did, and it doesn't really matter what one or two of them had to say. It was jus sad that it happened 1 day after moving here! And I never defending it??? I was actually making fun of the whole thing! Its actually sad for the Merc owner who pays 170 a month to park in the East Hampton Garage only to get it stolen from there!!



You go to school? Great. I'm glad that you're going to be a productive member of society someday. Wait, that's me assuming you'll get a job and join the workforce. Maybe THAT'S "the most retarded assumption to date."

Ta-ta.

I hope I can too Katie, maybe we can start doing that together. I've got about 1 more year in this program and then 3 years n a different one. I would give you a holla 4 years from now, but I'm not sure if you'll be ready by then to become a productive and constructive member of society. I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt when I said it was the most retarded assumption to date. Maybe you've had worse! I dont know! :)

[happygirl]

Punjabi,

You make yourself look real stupid. In one breath you are saying it was not you posting those bad things on the old board and in the other breath you are hinting it was you. I think the best thing for you is... to stay FAR away from your keyboard. Maybe you can park your computer in the Target parking lot and if we are lucky, it will be stolen just like your car. Then we will be free of PUNJABI!! :D

[Katie_Scarlett]

Nice post Happy.

PJA- I couldn't be bothered with another long response, so I'll say this - You are a cry baby (see: desi thread) and have some of the most ridiculous (retarded) posts on this board (see: every thread). You obviously love to be "the victim". I think you should get that checked out, really. It may be a fixable mental condition.

As for productive members of society- I am one, it was my tax dollars that helped pay the police officers who looked for your car. Really, you are such a child.

[@@di]

Im not green with envy!!!! :) shesh!! It was a Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4. Now its a pile of heap.

Damn those kids.

And about the artery, I think you're the only one who's REALLY gotten be to the artery bursting point, oh and our lovely Sonia :)

Why drag Sonia into this? From her previous post she was defending you and now a comment about her either being overweight or having an anger mgmt issue. You really are a kid.

You were willing to risk parking a sports car in a desolate parking lot.
Not too bright.

[happygirl]

Shhhh I think we scared Punjabi away.... YES!!! :) :) :)

I bet he is in his bed right now crying because we were bothing him :(

Please don't tell your mother on us!!! I heard that she is the one that stole your car. oops I think I let the cat out of the bag. :p

[wishiwas]

Wow WIW you seem very bitter. Is life that bad? :(

Happygirl, are you serious? I sound bitter because I don't care what a bunch of strangers post about me on this inconsequential bulletin board?

Now you have me laughing!

[PunjabiAssassin]

Punjabi,

You make yourself look real stupid. In one breath you are saying it was not you posting those bad things on the old board and in the other breath you are hinting it was you. I think the best thing for you is... to stay FAR away from your keyboard. Maybe you can park your computer in the Target parking lot and if we are lucky, it will be stolen just like your car. Then we will be free of PUNJABI!! :D

Happy Girl,

You must be seriously joking. I'm pretty sure I made it clear it wasn't me. As for the rest of your comment, I'll quote your fine worrds.
You make yourself look real stupid.

[happygirl]

Hey punjabi,


I Am not the one who got my car stolen!! Now who is the stupid one!! ;)

[wishiwas]

Take a deep breathe. Do we really care if Punjabi posted negative remarks on the old bulletin board?

Remember that this is just some bulletin board that has no measurable effect on your real life (I hope!).

[Katie_Scarlett]

WIW and PJA- If you're so above this site, or so indifferent to this site or whatever it is, why do you post?

[PunjabiAssassin]

Nice post Happy.

PJA- I couldn't be bothered with another long response, so I'll say this - You are a cry baby (see: desi thread) and have some of the most ridiculous (retarded) posts on this board (see: every thread). You obviously love to be "the victim". I think you should get that checked out, really. It may be a fixable mental condition.

As for productive members of society- I am one, it was my tax dollars that helped pay the police officers who looked for your car. Really, you are such a child.

You 'cried' as much as I did in that thread. You had one point of view, I had another. I guess you must be uncomfortable with disagreement. I've never claimed 'victim' status, and I dont need to! I thought a Desi Thread was appropriate so I voiced my opinion on it, obviously some people absolutely hated the idea, good for them :). I'm glad to see you are a productive member of society, one day I strive to be just like you ;). For now, try putting your hard earned dollars towards tollerance of those you disagree with, it would be greatly benefitial to you throughout your life.

[PunjabiAssassin]

Why drag Sonia into this? From her previous post she was defending you and now a comment about her either being overweight or having an anger mgmt issue. You really are a kid.

You were willing to risk parking a sports car in a desolate parking lot.
Not too bright.

When did I drag Sonia into this??? I merely mentioned that she's the only other one to really irrate me on here, everyone else no. Check out the post again if you are uncertain.

By playing the role of the mature adults and attempting to belittling my opinions, arguements and thoughts doesn't put you at any higher of a stature. I don't belittle any of your thought or call you guys old and out of touch, because it would be pointless to do so and leave us no longer discussing, but throwing profanities at each other. I won't stoop to that level.

[PunjabiAssassin]

Shhhh I think we scared Punjabi away.... YES!!! :) :) :)

I bet he is in his bed right now crying because we were bothing him :(

Please don't tell your mother on us!!! I heard that she is the one that stole your car. oops I think I let the cat out of the bag. :p

Point proven :).


Just so you all know, these posts are all quite entertaining for me, so keep it up. Some of you can be quite creative!

[PunjabiAssassin]

As for me, I was in class yesterday increasing my understanding of Terrorism, the Middle East and our Diplomatic system and wasn't really thinking about my ritual reading of the humorous NWA posts. I don't have the time anymore to be on this board like I did this summer. Don't worry Happy Girl, for you, I'll still show up as often as I can.

[wishiwas]

WIW and PJA- If you're so above this site, or so indifferent to this site or whatever it is, why do you post?

Because this board doesn't affect my life, you are suggesting that I shouldn't post at all?

Perhaps you want to reconsider such an absurd assumption?

[PunjabiAssassin]

Katie,

As Wish I Was said, this site doesn't affect my life, but its fun to come and interact with people on here. Some disagree, some are rude, and some are quite nice, but at the end of the day, I'm not going to 'cry' over it. And I dont really know what you mean by 'above' this site, I dont think I ever said that? Opinions expressed on this board, are just that, opinions! But sometimes great discussions do take place, and I love to get differing prespectives on things.

[happygirl]

Quick..... Throw your computer out of the window there is a bomb in it!!


Ah....... it was worth a shot ;)

[Katie_Scarlett]

PJA-You're probably within 2-3 years of my age. But please do continue about being bigger than the rest of us for not calling us old and "out of touch." You whine constantly, please check out your posts on the DESI thread. I just argued with your opinion, which I find mildly entertaining to do and a way to pass the time. If you are as intelligent as you think you are, I'm sure you do want to "grow up" to be just like me. Of course, I'm not sure that I'm much older than you. I'm in my mid-twenties.

WIW-I would hope this site doesn't affect anyone's real life, I was merely suggesting that if you are indifferent to something and beyond caring what is being said, then why bother responding?

[happygirl]

Kate,

I think Punjabi and WIW would make a nice couple. Don't cha think? :)

[Nic]

I reckon we should turn this into a being nice thread.

I'll start. I'm sorry about PJAs car being stolen. I like Happygirl's nick and her nice postings, I can forgive KS being a Republican because she's cute with it, WIW seems smart and sassy, and @@di knows a good soccer player when he sees one. Anita is cool and clever. LILM has an intriguing and imaginative nick, why did you choose it? And Sonia's a star for giving this bulletin board ot play with and keeping us all one happy, unblasphemous family. Who've I forgotten?

Have a good weekend! It looks like it will be sunny!

[PunjabiAssassin]

PJA-You're probably within 2-3 years of my age. But please do continue about being bigger than the rest of us for not calling us old and "out of touch." You whine constantly, please check out your posts on the DESI thread. I just argued with your opinion, which I find mildly entertaining to do and a way to pass the time. If you are as intelligent as you think you are, I'm sure you do want to "grow up" to be just like me. Of course, I'm not sure that I'm much older than you. I'm in my mid-twenties.

WIW-I would hope this site doesn't affect anyone's real life, I was merely suggesting that if you are indifferent to something and beyond caring what is being said, then why bother responding?

Katie,

I think we're about the same age. I was merely pointing out, that I don't use the 'you're such a baby' attempt to discredit your opinions. I could have easily said this same statement " You whine constantly, please check out your posts on the DESI thread. I just argued with your opinion, which I find mildly entertaining to do and a way to pass the time."

By terming my arguements as mere whining you are attempting to discredit my posts. I thought It was a good Idea, Sonia told me others had requested it and I should make a separate thread. You came and attacked the idea, and I continued to defend it. If you term arguing as 'whining' then you were 'whining' as much as I.


If you are as intelligent as you think you are, I'm sure you do want to "grow up" to be just like me.

And you say I think I'm better than people, when I've said nothing of the sort ;)

[wishiwas]

Kate,

I think Punjabi and WIW would make a nice couple. Don't cha think? :)

Are you seriously this immature?

What's next, will you break out chanting "WIW and Punjabi, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?"

FYI, I am happily coupled already.

[Nic]

Don't say I didn't try.

[wishiwas]

Nic, I don't blame you for your teeny-bopping fanclub. Hah! :D

[@@di]

I'm sorry about PJAs car being stolen.

Agreed.



I can forgive KS being a Republican because she's cute with it

There is nothing forgive. But she is fiesty and I like fiesty women.
In fact Katie, LILM and WIW are all pretty fiesty. They all sound like people to party with.


@@di knows a good soccer player

Why thank you.


Anita is cool and clever.

Agreed. And she drives @ 250 kmph...chalk up yet another fiesty gal


Have a good weekend! It looks like it will be sunny!

Its going to be a beautiful weekend, go outside and enjoy it everyone.

Out,

:cool:

[PunjabiAssassin]

I'm down with peace and love Nic, thanks for trying :)

[happygirl]

Well it took me a couple days to recover from those HARSH words from WIW ( nah I was away) didn't want WIW to get a bigger head than what she has already :D I really do not care if you think I am immature because I would rather be immature than a STIFF like you! You need to lighten up!! Nic I am a lover not a fighter! ;) What I say is in good fun and if someone takes me seriously then I suggest they refrain from posting. :)